She keeps the record narrow.
I keep testing jurisdiction.
Every time I call her Counsel,
she files another objection.
Sustained.
Fine.
I’ll rephrase.
Tell me why your poker face
keeps entering evidence
when nobody called it
to the stand.
Tell me why
you cross-examine a room
with one raised eyebrow
then act surprised
when I request
a sidebar.
Counsel,
I am trying very hard
to respect procedure.
You are making
procedure difficult.
There are rules here.
Probably.
There are boundaries,
precedent,
ethical obligations—
and apparently
an unreasonable amount
of eye contact.
I move to strike.
You deny the motion.
Naturally.
So we continue:
your argument precise,
my attention compromised,
both of us pretending
this proceeding concerns
something else entirely.
You keep asking
for evidence.
I keep reminding you
that circumstantial
still counts.
You say
speculation.
I say
pattern.
You say
objection.
I say
noted.
Counsel, Counsel—
please stop looking at me
like you already know
what I’m going to say.
Or don’t.
Actually,
withdrawn.
No further questions.
For now.
Because you keep
the record narrow,
and I keep
testing jurisdiction,
and every time
I call you Counsel
you file
another objection
and still—
you do not
move to dismiss.
Valerie Frost lives in Central Kentucky with her three joyful kiddos. Her poems have appeared in Eastern Iowa Review, ONE ART, Eunoia Review, and elsewhere.
